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[Jul. 18th, 2008|05:27 pm] |
so i have struck love again! his name is Will and he is a sexy bastard! however me being the hopeless romantic that i am aka no hope for me. falls for someone who is leaving for new zealand for 6 mounths. brilliant right? oh well hes such a sweety, and built...not that that matters too much , infact i take it for granted. eather way the boy loves me and i love him.... but he left two days ago and i am heart broken yet again. toona how i need you so! my bodys all effed cuz of it tooo... my periods like "hey there"... and i vomitted at work today.. not just cuz wills gone but its been a stressfull couple weeks. not even in too bad of a way... but i guess my body is in less denile then i am. oh well he will be back its not liek i haven't masterd the art of being unavailible for 6 mounth before. and maybe i can header to new zealand....
ps i think i fucked my self over school wize i think i should have signed up for courses... but i thought you did that next month..... |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|11:22 pm] |
bah ahahha okay so i meet brittany today at Safeway after a TITalating evening with mis "eleni got ma V card ;o" and who is with her but mr steve demidash and TJ midleton, (two kids i went to high school with).
soooo we go shoping steve buys acouple bags of food, and heads for the cashier. me and brittany show up just as they're finishing up and heading out. so we say our good byes and start paying for our food. then a couple seconds later we see two dudes running out of safeway like they mean bussiness...
im thinking "kenny wheres the fire", then started wondering if the crack i left in the window for my sister was too small...
any who we head out side to find TJ ripping appart his car and the two guys are standing over him. we walk up and a third guy walks up who turns out to be your not so friendly neighbourhood band nerd (whos worked at safeway since second grade): Cody Cleave. this kid was bffs with my cousin sean and they were the type of kids that weren't really loosers but more like doosh bags that no one cared about because they were band nerds; thus making them bitter and unpopular.
any ways so cody seeking the revenge he always wanted tell secruity that he saw TJ steal a Rock Star energy drink, (which he walked in with). so the "couldn't even make it as a mall cop: safeway police" were out side forcing Tj to find the recite for his energy drink. any who so i tell mr rent a cop that he has no right to do this and oviousally the drink is older because its enpty and warm, britanny points out the fact that they "could simply just look at their video cameras, and that they have no real proof. all they have is some dude who is bitter cuz no one liked him in high school."
the two doosh bags wouldn't let up (although at this point they know they're wronge) and cody is till standing there with a grin...cuz no one keeps recipts.... till TJ majically finds the recipt and proves them all to be ass wads. he tells them to appollogise and they don't so i yell at them (cuz i feel i have a better "do what your mama tells you" voice then a pissed off teen) and they were all "im sorry, but were just doing what our manager told us to do" and TJ gives Cody the BEST "Fuck you CODY" ever mainly because his name is "Cody" and it was pronounced so "K-OOOOOO - Di" like when your making fun of someone in elementry school. then we make them appologise with out the "buts" and "no i didn'ts" and justice was ours.
it was just so stupid and pointless, and really goes to show you how people can take their power trips too seroiusally. i mean up untill they were proven wronge they were all so mighty for their own egos.
it felt like when your 14 and security would follow you around because you looked seppisious and you always wanted to just turn around a say "fuck you cody" but never could because they would just pull the "im big and your small" speach. where as now were all adults and they take the "Eff you Codys" to heart! :)
in other news
a really atractive yard guy around my age comes to my door and asks "if my husband was home"...refering to my dad.... ew.. ! do i look old? cuz last time i checked i looked good! and younger then my younger sister...and not like i could be married!
so just so you know sexy yard man: you and me will never happen after that stunt!.... unless you get shirtless and i have to bring you lemonade in a bikini because you look partched and your doing our yard on bikini thursdays! BUT ONLY THEN! |
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[Aug. 11th, 2007|08:22 pm] |
halla one love! im so bored that i have come back to you lj ! man toona you need to come to my cabs soon , kay brah? ps this just in , wild hogs on dvd ! something every house hold can't go with out i suggest two coppies, per family! im goona build a special water proofpocket in my bag for coppy # duce. i gave thumbsucker another chance today as recommended by dan and i still feel as though it sucks balls. and its not even the reeves factor.
peace out. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2006|11:56 am] |
so in the midle of the night after a long day of school and then work:
SNF is how i managed to spell "and" and GLRMER is how i spell "glamor". Plus when re reading what i wrote i realized i talk in toungs.
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[Aug. 23rd, 2006|09:43 pm] |
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IM GETTING MARRIED ON THE 9th SO BE THERE OR BE [] HOE!!!! MAKE SURE YOU BOOK IT OFF IF!!! TOONA THAT MEANS YOU!!! |
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[Aug. 13th, 2006|03:11 am] |
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/94782004.htmn
"Dad-to-be Tom Cruise has vowed to eat the placenta of his newborn baby and plans to dine on the umbilical cord too."
http://english.pravda.ru/society/showbiz/19-04-2006/79349-Cruise-Holmes-0
"he has recently vowed to eat the placenta of his unborn child. Cruise believes that the placenta and umbilical cord will be nutritious and delicious…however, he may have to get his extremely heavily pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes to give birth first, entertainmentwise.com says."
ahhhh its true i have proofff!!! |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2006|12:38 am] |
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Happy Birthday Merksy |
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[May. 1st, 2006|10:12 pm] |
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Week plan: be a Debbie Downer.
oooo, horrible cramps today, horrible back problems, and bloating like a balloon! I hate life!!! boooooooo.... on ovaries!!! I hope you die menstrual cycles.
So the pain starts a about 12:00pm I phone my dad and ask him to pick me up. I get home and take a bath. I think I’m feeling better, so I trot on over to my room to have a rest. But ohhh no, my uterus is a whore and comes at me with a vengeance. It was about 1:00pm and I start feeling crazy nauseous and make a mad dash to start a new bath (bathing usually cures it 100%). Then I realize that its just not working and I’m going to through up so I get out and decided my time was up and prepared myself for death. So I lied there for about an hour in excruciating pain dry heaving, sweating bullets, and screaming. An hour goes by and i couldn't move because for some reason my legs and all my mussels felt bruised, and my back was killing me, so i just lied there. Thank god it was really hot so it made me tried and eventually the pain started to ease and I fell asleep. So two hours later I wake up naked on the bathroom floor (isn't that in a song) and I was all hot and cold at the same time with a huge head ach. So I crawl across the hall to my bedroom, then finally get some good sleep. I wake up a couple hours later, and because life is so sweat it starts up again!!
I’m still in a little bit of pain (which for some girls, it would kill them[those whores]). I literally think I could handle just about any pain, I can't imagine anything worse than this. Screw you men. I hope you all get castrated! Try getting kicked in the balls for like 6 hours 5 days every month. Like it really does feel like your uterus is tearing out of you and the mussels are twisting and ripping. I hate those girls that think they get it bad, but have no idea what it feels like to vomit from pure pain. And I’m sorry if this is "too much information", you try taking a rusted spoon and scoop out your insides and tell me how you like it! I think the real problem is that it last so freaking long, why? errrrr!!!
I can't wait till next week that’s the only good thing about you rage: the week after period. You feel supper skinny and your skin looks good again. You get to wear all the stuff you couldn't for fear of destroying it with menstruation, and you’re just generally in a better mood (maybe your just so thankful that you survived). yay for something to look forward too.
If I have my period for grad I’m going to kill myself (not really, but I wear a depends). Me and toona are going to invest in some depends and go to zellers get a life time supply of old Easter chocolate and have a sad movie night. We’ll sit in our depends and eat chocolate and cry.
I'm just moody don't listen to me. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2006|06:15 pm] |
cleaned my whole house today then decided to eat a whole chocolate bunny.
i need a hair cut now!!! |
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[Apr. 10th, 2006|10:06 am] |
so i just finished writing a terrible esay on othello, and now im at my aunts house wondering if i should go to school now....
im bored..
i get a free itec bra today yey.
but i have to go to la senza for the next three weeks... -.- im scared. i don't like la senza its too intimidating. im afraid we will turn into that after we reopen... ahhhhh ... but i get to work with yolanda, but i probly wont cause they probly wont book us togeather. ahhhhhh.
its soo sad it was my last sift ever at silk and satin yesterday boooooo.... i like taht name more than la senza express what a lame name. it sounds like a fast food restrant. oh well we'll probly get more new bras in more often which means i get more free bras. i wish it was like that in unders as well. i would be all over that and more.
ps. mad sales right now if anyone has a girls birthday partay to go to you can get a cheap present like pj's for like $5.50. or like 10 thing for 10 bucks. i wanna see the store empty. i wanna get the nipple cover things too they're sweet. and flowery like. i think on all my breaks now ill mossy up to transite and visit elini. YAY for friends working in the mall togeather!!! too bad i don't know people in the food court besides kendra... |
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[Mar. 21st, 2006|10:28 pm] |
me, toon, merks, jordan,BRITTNNNY STARRRRRRRRRR,,,,,krusty (posibly saying "terra" is lezbian toung, rich (posibly screaming "richard surprise", and finally rossie doing what she does best which is shooting people with her fingers.
PS ROSIE IS A SEA ELIPHANT / ORCA -TOONA |
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[Dec. 25th, 2005|08:06 pm] |
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Merry Christmacka ma babies. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2005|10:25 pm] |
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okay so lets all take one moment to soke up my awesomeness. |
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[Dec. 7th, 2005|10:00 pm] |
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jen hows about you hit it up styles up in this hizzhouse this weekend.
so i have made up my mind to just come out with it, i mean what could happen besides me having to chuck myself infront of a bus...
but if it works out all could be for the best....
i wish someone would know all the answers...
so yah.
barbie dot com is soo lame now. god i used to love that site. ahahahahh
kay so now they have this thing where its like "oops did you mean to put a dirty word" ahahahhah
i mean what respectful person doesn't name their barbie horse Anus???who i ask you, who?????? |
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